"What baloney?" brays the bearer of the news.
"Who is afraid of a few unpaid for peanuts of thoughts?" cries the last of the Mahatma's four monkeys.
"Don't you fancy yourself silly? Go play with your theatricals alone!" dismisses dirty politics.
aha if you think this all so ragingly new and par for the course of the uncertain events and tides of the times let us take a detour back in time and visit:
THE THEATRE
SHOWING:
THE CRITIC
OR A Tragedy Rehearsed
Richard Brinsley Sheridan