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Coming to India, it turns out Tehelka is not so Tehzeeb! Huh Hah! It is what the public believed all along. Because all the poor sods saw was Bangaru Laxman stuffing a wad of cold cash and is said to have passed it on the same day to the party office which promptly let him down.

And as for Jaya Jaitly she certainly had more CREDIBILITY than the entire galaxy of POLITICAL POPCORN PROSE PUSHPENS put togther. Everyone who knows anything know she 'did' dastkar and so on whereas these jill and johnny come latelies has only lies to link to.

SO IS TEHELKA IN THE COMEBACK AVATAAR GOING TO RETURN THE MONEY THEY ARE BUSY COLLECTING FROM THE POOR PUNTERS WHO ALREADY LOST A LOT TO THE UTI SCAMS?

But then the verdict is still out you might say yes: BUT-- CREDIBILITY?

Now if only that first judge had agreed to having 'forensics' do the dirty or rather get the dirty on the dirty tricks department the whole country would have been spared the sorry spectacle of the entire parliament being subjected to a BAN ON GEORGE FERNANDES GAG CLAUSE which only made the situation of SECURITY even more precarious and so on. . .

Now we learn that the Prime Minister has been 'VOCALLY' rude to a lady at a soiree for music. . .

What is the 'credibility' of this piece of gossip...

Sangma in speech at the recent slugfest said the two sides of the same coin: ie. of poses and opposes, have had an understanding to put out a SHOW of democratic debate, as part of a 'notional conspiracy' wink, wink, thin, think, which ofcourse is an embellished retelling of what Sangma 'actually said' according to the records which themselves are totally expunged and expurgated versions of the best of the basha-bashes?

What is the 'credibility' of this piece of 'item'?

HIGH CREDIBILITY because of the psyche of Sangma.

If another 'item' were to put out in the name of 'Sangma' which would go totally against his 'psyche' would the populace believe the press or the propaganda?

RHETORIC QUESTION.

Contributed by Erica

GUPCHUP! GUPSHUP!

Gossip of the Golgoppas

One of the 'wise culture-wise, column-wise, comity-of-nations-wise "walking sticks" ' put out that Pradhan Mantri Vajpayee was rude to a lady leader at a soiree for music and so rude that he did not even have the 'grace' to ilkify as he made his sour-pass remarks!

CREDIBILITY INDEX:ZILCH!

IN THE KIND OF PARTY THERE CAN BE NO WAY THE WALKING STICK COULD HAVE STUCK OUT THE NECK AND MADE THAT SORT OF 'ITEM' PUBLIC unless it was a case of 'Sangma' sangamization which is both sides of the same coin: i.e. the poses and opposes were RAFTING WITHOUT A RIFT at the cost of the public at large.

Vajpayee's psyche is just not made to be rude to anyone let alone a lady leader. He will sulk but he will not 'remark' only if he would have been capable of putting down his foot when these sort of hierarchial calls for curtsies were made then Maneka would not have lost out her job in the first place!

CAN THOSE SAID 'REMARKS' BE PUT ON PRIME TIME TELEVISION 'NEWS' PLEASE?

TO INCREASE THE 'CREDIBILITY' OF THE 'PRESS'

AS OPPOSED TO 'PROPAGANDA'?

SO QUIT KIDDING THE PUBLIC!

SO GO IN FOR

LINGUISTIC FORENSICS

AND FORENSICS OF THE PSYCHE and sift the sangamization for the 'realization'.

KNOW WHEN YOU ARE BEING 'HAD'. kissi ne kisi ko apne cooperation bina ulloo nahi bana sakte!

Even when the poor column-wise penpushers are being pushed into such fracas. Pity to get tooked off [being taken in?] a column if they fail to 'put' their name to it: the 'item' 'being put out'! WITH OR WITHOUT THEIR EXPRESS PERMISSIONS.

The sooner this mess of 17% FDI is sorted out the sooner our print media will return to the credible crux. Else they will do anything that means anything to stay on the raft and continue to raft without a rift!

AND FOR THE PUBLIC AT LARGE IT IS THE VERY DEMOCRACY WHICH IS AT STAKE!

SO WILL THE FAMILY ESTATES SORT OUT SOON WHAT BELONGS TO WHOM AND RETURN THE REST OF 'THE TRUST' TO THE COMMONS?

TO THE WEALTH OF THE COMMONS WHICH IS WHAT PRESS FREEDOM AND DEMOCRATIC FOURTH ESTATE IS ALL ABOUT?