Done from six miles high.
Fleets, friends and embedded fryums.
Friendly fires.
Favour us by sending your troops when we got hold of all the oil wells and look for the rest of the rubble in IRAN AND SYRIA AND ELSEWHERIA.
Here are other services that we offer:
* arms and ammunition
* night vision goggles and aluminium coffins
* vodafone and formula one with soda pop full of pesky pesticides
* Long distance provider of insurances and other services
* Telecommunications consulting for legal advise and ad-wise
*DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING IN PAKISTAN BECAUSE IT HAS A FRIENDLY DICTATORSHIP AND IS FACING PROBLEMS ON ALL FRONTS, AND IS FAST HEADING TO BECOME A 'FAILED STATE' AND WE DON'T WANT WMD'S TO FALL INTO 'NON-STATE PLAYERS, AND EVEN IF YOU KNOW SOMEONE WHOSE NAME STARTS WITH O' IS THERE, WELL GRIN AND BEAR IT, BECAUSE THE PRIORITIES HAVE CHANGED SINCE AND IF IT WILL MEAN A QUICKIE WE'LL GET PERSIA OR SYRIA BUT IF WE DON'T WE'LL TALK TO KOREA OR GET THE CHINESE TO TALK TO KOREA, NO WE WON'T TALK TO DALAI LAMA BECAUSE YOU KNOW TETCHY THE CHINESE ARE ABOUT ALL THINGS CONFUCIUS, AND FALUN GONG, AND SO ON BUT WE'LL SEE WHAT WE CAN SQUEEZE BETWEEN NOW AND THE ELECTION YEAR BUT
shri vajpayee and advani
can we have some troops please?
what?
no?
but why?
because mussharraf is not stopping cross-border terrorism from seeping into the valley and making it go all red and riotous, oh that is a pity but you see musharraf is a friendly dictator and you know pakistan is heading to becoming a you know 'failed state' and there is not much he can do about much as it is, it is all out of his hands and so on but can we sell you some super-anti-missiles, and don't try any tricks with space technology because you know how our boys are so alpha male and get le grippe over their grunts and so on but can we sell you the latest. . . oh well. . .
can we have some troops when all the wars in the old imperium were won by the indians, you know mesopotamia, afghanistan, south african zulu uprising and so on NOW WHAT GOT INTO YOUR HEADS TO EVEN DENY US THIS SMALL CURTSY?
AH!
DEMOCRACY!
See! Toldya they shouldnever have gone and voted on them voting machines, can't rig elections like punch cards! and they got that horridly effective fellow what's his name, ding dong, no no something that starts with L but won't listen to Lal, that fellow don't listen to no one, and does fair and free elections without fear and favour and see Colin, Dick and Condolizzy, they don't give us no troops and we are done in!
WHO CAN SORT OUT THIS MESS?
NOW.
NO ONE.
HAVE SOME POPCORN?
CHUCK IT!
INTO THE BELLY OF THE GENERAL
ASSEMBLY.
HAVE FUN.
HAVE ABSOLUTE
SIDE SPLITTING
RIOTOUS FUN!
it's not worth it!
all this aggro.
wind up the windbags
and go home guys
pack your bags and go home
and don't belittle anyone.
fight the small pockets of terror stricken areas with kind compassion, understanding, development, education, healthy awareness and above all:
holoGrama svaRajya
THEN ALL YOUR FOUR OR FIVE YEAR STINTS before you guys go off to write your memoirs or cookbooks or repostes to wife-s tellalls will be worthwhile and fun with least bloodshed and so on but do do BE:
ONE FOR ALL
AND
ALL FOR ONE.
