Now now don't be getting horrifried ideas about making rosti. Bad enough being boring swiss! But to be born a potato in Swissland and be made into making boringer rosti is asking for being bored out of wits entirely till one can only make cuckoo clock eat Toblerone.
Still us not be living in swisstown but frightfully in India way where THE CELLOTAPE ACT is much in evidence of being maha-transparent but without accompanying acountability which no one be taking responsibility for for being maha-boring into people's daily comings and goings and insensitive to moral ethic sort of stuff that be making upping for that maha-bahana be calling self most pompously as SMART GOB-ORNATE MENT!
ishtill who be us complaining about such big-mouthing when us humble dwellings folks not be having even ration card made in seven years?
ishtill who be us to make meek submission in front of duffedar ohpease to be making application in triplicate that not be making entry in e-seva where no one be winning any of them fancy big item that get be ticked and filled in big big form and stuffing in big transparent four corner bottle that be made to stand big and smart in front of ohpease?
ishtille Comptroller and Auditor General wallah making much tongue clicking about how money coming from here there to go everywhere is not being sorting at all in one hundred days and some fellow like that maha-kushi bank boy who not be caught will be running off with entirety and no surety?
BUT WHO WE BE SUCH SMALL FOLKS HAVING OUR AMBALI NEAR FORMULA ONE RACE COURSE WONLY?