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VY-MU: TYRANNY OF INEDIBLE INTANGIBLES

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GUARANTEE?
GULALGOLD SAREE.
SI,  SIRES,  SI.
She cried in ecstasy!
But because the men were constipated in their colons and semis,  they continued playing dumb charades behind the haridan's ham-handed hatchet-jobs.
At jejune intervals, they jabbered amongst themselves,  passed GREAT WIND and went along winding corridors looking very learned.
So the dubbawalli sent back the dubba to the sender.  If only they could find the sender.  Without going round the bender!
DOING A ROUND ROBIN!
AND ENDING UP WITH AN ANDA!
 

And whenever the wisenuts crunched on their false wisdom tooths,  they pretended to ponder long and to wonder whether they had missed out on the opportunity of the millenium but soon came back to constipated anger that because it came in a dubbawalli's butti,  it couldn't be that important!
'ADDED VALUE'  they said was sadly missing if the person who sent such a precious parcel should be so reckless and hapless and discourteous DISCOURTEOUS they all shook their wiseheads, as  to send it by a DUBBAWALLI.
However legendary her integrity and diligent she may be to her duty in delivering the hot off the hob,  hot on the dot, they had to doubt her 'AUTHENTICITY' and thence the 'AUTHORITY' of the sender per se,  who should be so hapless and reckless and BEYOND THAT:  'DISCOURTEOUS'  AYE SO 'DISCOURTEOUS'  as to send it via media of a dubbawalli.
SUCH IS THE POVERTY OF PERCEPTION OF PUNDITS THAT THEY PROJECT 'AD-VALORUM' IN REVERSE REVULSION,  TO THE SENDER OF MESSAGE!
 
PROVING A DUBIOUS DICTUM:
"the bearer of the message is MORE IMPORTANT than the message sent!"