VY-MU: HOW TO SPREAD A RUMOUR AND BUTTER UP THE SPREAD!

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About How to Get Round THE CELLOTAPE ACT and still get to eat a full meal by sheer feel!

It is absolutely riotous how we get to put out the spread at such a short notice but once you get the rich hosteries of how we cook up our own histories it is simply boring old math. . . that they never get to teach at the CORNFLAKES BUZZ SCHOOL!

So this how it be done:
Our chef fellow called Kobra Peeso [make a big stress on be for bha] go round the tables having 50,000 folk and what you think we not think BIG LIKE WORLD BANK THINK BIG OR WHAT YES THAT BE HOW BIG OUR RUMOUR RESTAURANT IS FULL SIZE AND ALL SEATED THANK YOU only our chef fellow most infuriating factor in the whole masala and think he be coming down a coconut tree at great breakneck speeding and making chutney out of every Sumeet grinder he find on the way downunder but this what most obnoxious master maharaj upto to earn his living:

MAKING BREAD BAHANA MOST LIVID!

WON'T BREAK BREAD WITH BIG-WIGS IS HIS MOTTO FOR EVERY MORNING?

WHAT TO DO?

FELLOW MOST AUSPICOUS AND CONSPICUOUS BY ABSENSE IF NOT TURN UP SO WE PUT UP WITH TEMPER TANTRUMS AND MAKE TARKA OUT OF BIG-WIGS INTSTEAD. . .

 

COOKING COUCH POTATOES INTO A PUDDING
Illustration: Couch Potatoes
AND PATTY PADDING THEM WITH ROSTI BOASTI!

Now know us to be the only restauranteurs raconteurs that be telling how we be cooking up our rumours without oiling up any machinery in the hierarchy of higheruppities!

IT'S ALL ABOUT OUR
QUIZZ-SCENE
done right in front of your eyes and for your ears only. . .

Course tis par for the course,  if ya getstuh know how we done it,  so we do tell it,  even if we havta pack it up in doggy baggy for ya at the end of the dinetime,  and but then that too is par for the course,  for which ya getstuh pay knot a paise for all the gosht that don't gets to get served outahere but still we not into meat grinding business so we lets you choose your sort of coma,  which means we lets you become your own vegetable and have it raw like energy or like sushi only we don't like poor fish to make fisheyes at all them maladies come dressed up in see-luck sarees like them ladies so we serve your coma with some basic math coming up right.  ..

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