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AND Since everyone not be earlybirdie in rising up with the sun and getting on with the business of living and one must be reading them silly put on stories in newspapers and magazines for some oiling the machinery as they says in the hierarchy for higher-uppities else there will be firangis coming and taking over 84 percenties and Arun Shourie will be maha-smilie in every SMS and onsie in every internet sillybittie strawpoll taking which is total phako so we makeupping by making our maharaj masterji to make homespun homefun rumour mill grinding which is grist to the mill round the millstone round the neck of somesorts of higheruppities who enforce maha-ishtrict THE CELLOTAPE ACT and won't let anyone eat a decent meal of wholesome fun and so on, so masterji maharaj fellow that be calling self KOBRA PEESO, will do the rumour spreading like this wonly:
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| because forbid fruit not be allowed to eat paradis |
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| which go be eat up total in road widening |
Appetizers
Be serving selves by 3.oo sharp that when us be opening up for day cause we must do duties by the morning in other services to humanity and so on, but first serve goes to three folks only.
AND THE RUMOUR HAS BEEN SPREAD BY 3.15 when four folk in entire rumour restaurant be knowing it.
Then these three fellows that be hearing it from KOBRA PEESO who also be insist on making OWN SERVE like SELF GOAL, go and tell three other folk in neighbouring table, which make 3into3+1 that be thirteen fellow knowing the rumour by 3.30.
These nine new wallahs knowing the rumour tell three each and by forty five minutes past mischief time 3into9+13+1 fellows in the know that make total 40!
Entrees
Surf and Turf
As if monkey-talk not be enough with what they hear they make up even more hot hot stuff along the way and pass it round like sonf and misri!
TILL BY ONE HOUR AFTER THAT IS 4.00 HOW MANY FOLKS IN THE KNOW?
121 PEOPLE IN THE KNOW!
aND THEN IF FIVE FOLKS WERE TOLD THIS IS HOW THE HOT HOT RUMOUR WOULD SPREAD:
3.00 1 PERSON
3.15 1+5 6 PERSONS
4.00 156+[125INTO5] 781
4.15 781+[625*5] 3906PERSONS
4.30 3906+[3125*5] 19531
BY NEXT FIFTEEN MINS THAT IS ONE HOUR AND FORTY FIVE MINUTES LATER THE WHOLE RUMOUR RESTAURANT OF 50,000 STRONG WOULD BE IN THE KNOW!
SO KNOW HOW FUTILE IT IS TO IMPLEMENT THE CELLOTAPE ACT WHEN ONLY THREE TO FIVE PERSONS WERE TOLD EVERY FIFTEEN MINUTES THE RUMOUR WOULD SPREAD TO HALF A LAKH PEOPLE IN UNDER OR OVER TWO HOURS!
Isn't it absolutely fascinating how people get to know the real stuff even when they stuff them up and pummel them down with:
THE CELLOTAPE ACT!
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