A TICKET AND A TICK OFF!

 

There is no one way ticket
You can buy to infinite
etiquette
That no matter what you do
TO FIT IN AND TO FIT IN
Like a well-kitted out witty twitter
AT SAVILLE ROW OR THE OTHER
No matter how hard you try
To camouflage your own taboo
You can never make it to the other
SHEHER OR SHIRE!  THE SHORE
is only on this side! 
You cannot make metamorphosis
By try and try or by and by
But you stand a better chance
If you give it all a big go by!
You can never enter
Inot the others ways of vice!
So by far better to stay on this side
And rest by virtue of us
In our own ways of wise.
FOR NO MATTER WHAT WE DO.  NO?
WE ARE LIKE THIS ONLY!  NO?  SO . . .