YOU MAY FALL FOUL IF YOU DON'T HAVE THE RIGHT KIND OF AS IN:

THE RIGHT KIND OF DEMOCRACY [desirable]:  IRAQ
THE RIGHT KIND OF RIGHT TO EXIST [undesirable]:  PALESTINE
THE RIGHT KIND OF DICTATORSHIP [POV INDIA]:  BURMA
THE RIGHT KIND OF DICTATORSHIP [POV USA]:  PAKISTAN
THE RIGHT KIND OF WRITING:  'LIVING HISTORY'
Where the wife does a Hilarious Husband Hunting witch-hunt long after the event when both stood side by side and grinned ear to ear.
Three years down the line several million monies more,  we get the other side of the version!
Happy vicarious viciousness!
THE RIGHT KIND OF FEDERAL FEUDALISM [POV CENTRAL COALITION]:  ANDHRA PRADESH

[they can mess around LOCAL BODIES as long as they bail our pail out of hot waters!]
THE RIGHT KIND OF FEDORAL FEUDALISM [POV STATE GOVT]:  ANDHRA PRADESH

[local bodies can have no powers]
THE WRONG KIND OF FEDORAL FEUDALISM [POV LOCAL BODIES]:  ANDHRA PRADESH

[they don't devolute enough]

THE RIGHT KIND OF FEDORAL FEUDALISM [POV STATE GOVT]:  ANDHRA PRADESH

[they cannot have ABSOLUTE POWERS AS THEY ARE TOO LOCAL TO UNDERSTAND GLOBAL BUSYBODIES SUCH AS WORLD BANK]

THE RIGHT KIND OF FEDORAL FEUDALISM [POV STATE GOVT]:  ANDHRA PRADESH

[because according to ATTORNEY GENERAL those at the bottom of the heap cannot have understanding of their own fiscals whereas the state satraps have TOTAL ABSOLUTE AUTHORITARIANISM OVER CENTRE BODIES AND LOCAL BODIES AND IT BODES NO ONE WELL TO HAVE ANOTHER SORT OF POV BECAUSE ONLY THE LEGISLATURE MUST LEGISLATE AND JUDICIARY MUST BE EXTRA-CAUTIONARY NOT TO SEEM EXTRA-CONSTITUTIONAL AUTHORITY BECAUSE STATE FEDORAL FEUDALISM IS ABSOLUTE POWER THAT CORRUPTS ABSOLUTELY THE STRUCTURE OF FEDERAL POLITICIZATION WHICH MAKES NO SENSE BUT IS THE NATURE OF THE BEAST TO PLAY SANCTIMONIOUS LITTLE PRIEST DEPENDING ON THE VANTAGE ADVANTAGE POINT OF VIEW AND IT BODES NOBODY AND SO ON . . . ]
THE RIGHT KIND OF FEDORAL FEUDALISM [POV STATE GOVT]:  ANDHRA PRADESH
THE RIGHT KIND OF HURT FEDORAL JUSTICE [POV STATE GOVT]:  GUJARAT
THE WRONG KIND OF HURT FEDORAL JUSTICE [POV  NOISE-MAKERS EVERYWHERE]:  GUJARAT
THE RIGHT KIND OF DESI REVOLTING:  AYODHYA [POV REVIVALISTS]
HE RIGHT KIND OF SECULAR REVOLTING:  AYODHYA [POV SOOTHSAYERS REVISIONISTS]
THE RIGHT KIND OF DESI INTERFERING:  AYODHYA [POV SEER]
HE RIGHT KIND OF IMPLEADING:  AYODHYA  [POV HUM KO BHI CASE MEIN GUSSA DO]
THE RIGHT KIND OF DESI NATION BUILDING:  AYODHYA RAM LALLA KA MANDIR
THE WRONG KIND OF DESI REVOLTING:  AYODHYA HUM WOH CHATAK ZAMIN NAHIN DENGEY!
THE RIGHT KIND OF DESI REVOLTING:  AYODHYA HUM WAHI CHATAK ZAMIN NAHIN LELENGEY! AUR AAPKO EK MISRI KI CRYSTAL BHI NAHIN DENGEY!
THE SENSIBLE KIND OF DESI SMELTING:  AYODHYA CHATAK ZAMIN AAP DO HUM AAPKO BABRI MASJID NAYA BANAKE DENGEY HAMARI MEHNAT HAMARI HAR-HARI HARI-BOLE KI PAISE SE LEKIN WOH 17AND1/2 KOSE KI BAHAR!
THE WRONG KIND OF DESI POSTPONING:  INTEZAAR KIJIYEH FOR INFINITY TILL THE COURT CASE RUNS IT'S OWN COURSE!
The Right Sort of Wrong Religion:  ISLAMIST
[doesn't exist except in the minds of the persecuted manics!]
THE RIGHT SORT OF Wronged RELIGION:   ISLAMIST
[same difference]
The Right Sort of Religion:  ISLAM
[In the sort that go:  GIVE ME THEIR BOOK THAT IS LIKE THE BIBLE]
The Right Sort of Religion:  HOLY COW!
BAN COW SLAUGHTER WHILE THE VEDICS ATE IT TO HIGH HEAVENS!
The Right Sort of Religion:  HOLIER COW!
BAN COW SLAUGHTER WHILE THE FOUR VEDA KNOWERS ACCORDING TO BRIHADARANYAKA ATE IT TO HIGH PALATES!
The Right sort of Religion:  BRING OUT THE ERASERS AND RUB OUT YOUR SCRIPTURES AND WE'LL ERASE OURS!
And Blank Slates will be filled with better religions!
Like:
HOLIEST COW!
BAN COW SLAUGHTER
WELCOME MCDONALD'S
SERVE PYAAS PAKORI WITH CHICKEN MCNUGGETS AND SAY HOLY COW EVERY THREE SECONDS!

And then there is all this right kind of pick:
RIGHT KIND OF PIQUE PICK
AND PUR SANG!
Gujaratiyat
Kashmiriyat
Lal Salaam Bhasham Bolat!
Telugu vari atma gouravam
Manuvadiyat
Tatva Hindutva!
Khamoshi Khoobsoorat!
Vidaan Vilayat!